To an atheist cyber-acquaintance whom I hope will take this to mind and heart,
I’m still wondering why it seems so vital for you to “prove,” either to me or to yourself, that the Bible is not God’s Word. Are you sure it’s not because it messes with your own moral ideas? Are you sure it’s not because of the offensive ideas that God rightly judges people for their deeds?
Though you started out with a list of commonly cited errors in the Bible (each one of which an online search could easily answer), I doubt that is your main reason for faulting Christianity for evils and nastiness. Instead it is the concept of God’s Law that you find most offensive — making value judgments based on your own subjective imposition of morality, by the way. Also offensive to you is the idea that God has the right to allow evil for His greater good.
For 2,000 years Christians have addressed these same questions — they are not new, and neither are atheists’ accusations on both fronts. Also consider: Christians are people who often also struggle with these issues. Yet they continue their faith in a good and holy God Who loves His people and will redeem His creation. I do the same; I have also asked God your questions.
Try to wrap that around your mind, please, and also consider what C.S. Lewis said about all those supposedly dumb desert wanderers who wrote the Bible: they suffered a lot more.
“Reflect for five minutes on the fact that all of the great religions were first preached, and long practiced, in a world without chloroform,” Lewis gently advised.
So it’s approaching the worst kind of elitism to claim only we have discovered that life stinks.
Metaphors in context
It would also be approaching elitism for me to act as though I can answer all your questions to your satisfaction. Make no mistake — I can answer that long string of questions you started out with. But first, ask yourself: will you be satisfied by the answers? Are seeming contradictions in the Bible really troubling to you, or do they just give you ammunition to shoot at Christians?
First to start with one of your last points in the litany of perceived Bible errors:
If your answer to any of the above is “It’s a metaphor” explain how you tell the difference between a metaphor and a literal text.
The same way I do with anything you would write: context, plain meaning, maybe hashing it out between scholars familiar with the language and time period. Respect for the author to tell the difference (regardless of his age) helps as well — the same respect I hope I’m giving you.
Christians call this hermeneutics, and it is not nearly so vague as some assume. Unfortunately it’s becoming quite trendy to go on about how the Bible is supposedly so hard to understand.
Where are the four pillars holding up the earth? […] Are the pillars a metaphor?
Some years ago I had a fiction character answer this common objection. It’s based on — well, most often simple hearsay — but in the actual Bible, 1 Samuel 2:8, Job 9:6 and Psalm 75:3.
But even with just an English-language Bible I can tell from the indented margins that these are figurative expressions used in poetic praise to God. For Hebrew scholars, they can tell from the passage’s context. Some Biblical passages are difficult to discern; these aren’t among them.
Resurrection ‘contradictions’
Who was the first to the tomb, and what did they see when they got there?
Again: you’re reading this next with a sincerely kind and open mind, I hope. I don’t mean to patronize you, but your entire tone was far beyond simple challenging, and nowhere near hinting at honest inquiry. Maybe you did mean it that way, and it got lost in the style.
Let’s have my character, named is Josh, answer this. Here he’s debating an atheist on campus.
Loren read from his paper. “We have four Gospels which detail the life of Jesus Christ. He was killed on a cross by the Roman Empire.”
“Historically true,” Josh interjected. “But we all killed Him in a way—”
“That’s not relevant to my question!” Loren said back. “Wait. Now, according to the gospel of Saint Matthew, on Sunday, Mary Magda-line and someone else named Mary went to the tomb. It says the tomb was empty and there’s an angel sitting on top of a stone. In Luke it says the women found two angels, behind them. In John you don’t read about these people at all, you read only about Mary Magda-line going there first, and finding the tomb empty, and no angels. How are we supposed to figure out what happened first? How were the people back then supposed to know? It’s contradictory.”
[. . .]
Josh had to pause. For real. Answer him. Do it now! “First . . . these are four different books of the Bible. They tell about mostly different events. I’ve read each of them all the way through, at least once. Everybody has a different perspective on the life of Jesus. Matthew stresses Jewish things, and talks a lot about the kingdom of Heaven. Mark writes for people who don’t want to hear many details . . .”
“You haven’t answered the question.”
Loren had just cut him off, and he sounded annoyed. That’s good . . .
And even better, because now Josh was coming up with the answer. “There’s no mistake here, Loren. What happens when a big news event breaks?”
Loren paused before realizing the question was for him. “What?”
“Big news breaks, and reporters run all over the place. They try to get the story. They hear stuff. They put their own perspectives on things. They’ll tell you one thing happened, and maybe not mention that something else happened first. Sometimes there will be conflicting reports . . . I mean, reports that seem contradictory, but then all make sense later . . . and they’re all true. It’s the same thing with Jesus’ resurrection. The Gospel writers wrote about it differently. The details do make sense when you put them together. He died, and he rose again.”
Consider more from ApologeticsPress.org.
Do these different lists contradict one another? No, not in any way. They are supplementary, adding names to make the list more complete. But they are not contradictory. If John had said “only Mary Magdalene visited the tomb,” or if Matthew stated, “Mary Magdalene and the other Mary were the only women to visit the tomb,” then there would be a contradiction. As it stands, no contradiction occurs.
By now your defenses may be up, yet I hope you’ll be enough of a good sport to keep reading.
You’ll find the “what about Jesus’ imposition of the Law to enter the Kingdom” answer at the end of this column. (I can already tell I need to continue in a second part.)
(Seemingly) endless genealogies
How many generations are there from David to Jesus, and why does Joseph have different fathers?
Another objection commonly raised by atheists, and refuted in return.
It helps us both to know — or read respectfully those who’ve studied more than either of us — something about Jewish genealogies, the Gospel writers’ intents and other factors. Otherwise we’d be guilty of imposing our own cultural expectations on people of the past. It’s also commonly held that Matthew and Luke are tracing different genealogies: Mary’s and Joseph’s.
[Jesus has] a clear blood relationship through Mary. This genealogy is listed in Luke 3. It is clearly Mary’s genealogy, rather than Joseph’s (though some scholars disagree). Joseph’s father was called Jacob in Matthew 1. Yet Luke lists the generation before Joseph as Heli. Tradition has it that this was Mary’s father.
There is more than tradition at stake, however. It is notable that Matthew, writing to Jews, deliberately breaks some typical rules of Jewish genealogies—by not giving every generation and by including women. Both these factors emphasize the fact that Jesus does not hold His kingship through Joseph.
In the same way, Luke, writing principally for Gentiles, actually does stick to the Jewish rules of genealogies, in that he includes every generation and excludes women’s names. Therefore, Joseph’s name is included instead of Mary’s. Also, it should be noted that the phrase “the son of” really means “descendent of,” and its subject, in every case, is Jesus. Therefore, the genealogy could be expanded as follows: Jesus was the son (as was supposed) of Joseph; Jesus was the descendent of Heli; Jesus was the descendent of Matthat, etc. The purpose of this genealogy is to emphasize the blood descent of Jesus from David through Mary.
Sorry, you’ve got the wrong Christian?
Is the resurrection a metaphor? What about the four riders of the apocalypse? Is the whole thing about [representing] a metaphor? How do you tell the difference.
No. Probably. No. Hermeneutics.
And I can do my best to explain each of those further if you’re truly interested.
Are you sure you haven’t been told “it’s a metaphor” by other confused or perhaps intentionally liberal professing Christians? Have ye not read that even with older documents such as the Bible, one can most often easily discern a text’s meaning based on its culture and context? We see this in the present, discerning between the focuses of essays vs. poems, newspaper articles vs. legal codes, fiction novels versus advice columns. Why would those rules stop at Scripture?
Let’s close for now with perhaps the most important point: the myth, which I might admit Christians have often themselves confused, that Jesus ignored or downplayed God’s holy Law.
What are the requirements to enter the kingdom of heaven, and how can anyone meet them all? [… A]re the 613 laws metaphorical? If not, why do the commandments apply, but not them to a Christian [sic], despite what Jesus allegedly says about knowing and keeping the laws better than a Pharisee?
If you are talking about Jesus’ “sermon on the mount” and His other requirements for what people must do — then that is exactly the point: no one can meet all these standards.
Undoubtedly you’ve heard some well-meaning Christians imply (or even say) that God’s Law was first the standard, but now Jesus has come and God has mellowed out a bit. This is not the Biblical message, easily shown by Jesus’s statement that “unless your righteousness exceeds that of the scribes and Pharisees, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven” (Matthew 5:20).
Consider busting this dumb myth further, starting with God’s Law and Jesus’ Love, part 2.
And this is the part where a Christian would start talking about the Gospel, and any atheist would be offended at the notion that he/she isn’t a “good person” — yet I hope you’d listen.
I also hope you’ll read part 2, coming soon.